Flying Monkeys Leave Clouds Only to Chuck Eggs

Used Gravitrons

Issue 15, March 2014

“Two days of flying the world’s largest stiletto had brought Liam and Alex a total of three and a half miles east. The model that floated over coastal desert shrub looked like something worn by Dorothy in a spin-off film entitled The Wizard of Jizz, and, collectively the combination of shoe, basket, propane tanks, young lovers and trapped CO2 added up to a weight of just-lighter-than-air, making it an ideal target for trans-dimensional tornadoes. ”